People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
“Finally, I’ve done it, I’ve created the first step of human instrumentality”
“Er, excuse me, everyone… is this… is this thing on? Can they hear me? Can they?”
It feels awesome as a man to get your prostate massaged. Try it!
Please listen carefully to the following broadcast. Your survival depends on it. Do not, under any circumstances broadcast ends suddenly
“3… 2… 1… FIGHT!”
I’d say “You have all disappointed me.”
Hello World.
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
I don’t see why you’re acting so supised, the plans have been on display at your local galactic planning office for 300 years.
There’s no point acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for over 50 of your Earth years. If you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.
I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.
Thank you for this 😂❤️
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
On a very full breath, I can do the “badger badger badger badger bager badger badger badger mushroom mushroom” like barely 3 times. So I would get that out like 18 times. My hope would be to cause a worlwide earworm with that terrible song.
It’s either I do that, or cause a worldwide rickroll without the backing track. See how far I can go.
So you’re not gonna go for baby shark?
Maybe if it was before it blew up and became what it is now. I remember when it was just a dumb camp song, similar to the moose who likes to drink his apple juice. Glad that hasn’t surfaced much in relevancy.
Edit:
Turns out the version of that moose song I remember is a different version of the song…
The song is about drinking a lot of juice, but the version we had replaced it with apple juice for some reason.
“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”
bound to be misunderstood, the message is way too vague
seems fairly clear that it’s message is to start a war
"This is God. Quit it with the killing each other and ruining the environment I made for you.
Don’t make me come down there."
Mormons: See! God speaks English! It means only our book is correct!
Be excellent to eachother, and party on dudes.
I came here to comment exactly this.
I think you need a hyphen between “party” and “on.”
You can’t hear hyphens
Fine. You can party on dudes if you want.
We can leave your dudes behind
Cause your dudes don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well then they’re no friends of mine
No dudes of mine
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS!..
“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”
Then just watch the chaos unfold.
This is the kinda evil shit I came to the comments for. Well done.
Side note: nobody let this person gain any form of power
I feel like it wouldn’t be long until people learned they all heard the same thing.
Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.
