I agree, but bread and noodles were damn near the first stable foodstuffs we discovered. I suppose beer would be the next stable food we discovered worldwide. I only have an issue because you’re talking about a food that literally every single civilization discovered independently, so bread as we know it, isn’t bread as an all encompassing concept.
Yes, but it’s essentially the difference between the greed of an ancient red wyrm, (Microsoft) and an adolescent white wyrm. (Alphabet)
The white guy is almost a cutie next to the red one. They’re still both chromatic dragons, and therefore evil. One is just leaning more towards lawful evil, and the other seems to have embraced chaotic evil
Cooking. I don’t mean heating up prepared food. I mean taking raw produce, spices, herbs, and starches to make your own food. Doesn’t need to be extravagant. Start with an omelette or maybe properly made scrambled eggs. Move on to other “easy” dishes like grilled cheese sandwiches and spaghetti. I am constantly amazed when I hear fully grown adults saying shit like, “I could never make anything like Beef Wellington.” Yes you can, just try and fail a few times!
That sounds awesome, but why was it necessary to tattoo a blowfish on his cheek??
No. The community is called “Ye Power Tripping Bastards.” Ye is a middle/modern English equivalent to You.
No, but it does mean that you should have the ability to learn how to count cards. Unfortunately you need several people that know how to count cards to pull off a blackjack scheme.
Backseat of a Fiat
That’s slightly more than 1.5% of the entire state.
Nah, it was a joke.
Knockoff Airbus?
You’re just trying to be able to spam this all day aren’t you?
He doesn’t have the braincell currently.
Second Wind is filling the “Yahtzee rants about a game that I’m unlikely to play anytime soon” hole nicely.
I have a rule for my tattoos. I design the general idea, on paper, and date it. If I still think it’s a good idea for a tattoo a decade later, I will get it. I have 4 so far.
I would say it could have been poi, but I’m pretty sure that the cheeto would try to deport poi.
Well the shit coming out of your ass can be mixed with plant compost at a ratio no greater than 25% shit, 75% compost. Rotate the container once a week to combine the mixture, and after a year baking in the sun, you’ll have useful fertilizer.
Tell that to the damn giants that keep walking up to my front door.
Soultrapping the chickens will get the guard called on you.
They were trying to prevent The New Deal before it even happened with Wilson. They’ve been dismantling The New Deal since Roosevelt signed it.