Hot Pocket guts

You ever scroll down to the bottom of a news article and see the dozen or so clickbait ads with weird (and very frequently ai generated) images designed to make you go, tf is that?

Well I might cough on Jenny. She seems to need a reality check.

I am not a million dollar company I am a wage slave that gets treated like a disposable sack of shit by said Million Dollar Company. And I won’t be sacrificing my or my family’s health for their benefit.

gets out the Hungry Hungry Hippos game

I think there may be a few thought processes in play there:

1. “Oops, I didn’t look at what community this was.”

2. “Wait…this isn’t a meme! Fuck this guy for making me read text!”

3. “This triggers me because I am a bowl of cereal.”

4. “I am autistic and believe this person truly did or intends to ejaculate into my breakfast and I need to address this with utmost seriousness.”

No tricks here! I was very up front about it.

You walk around with that username and you’re asking me why?

Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?

~dm me the contact info~

Look in the box.

I SAID LOOK IN IT

My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.

Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.

cvs

nm

wya

wyd

This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.

In a truly free society, we would be having widely-publicized contests where whoever shoots the most of these wins.

I usually overcome this by reading something new. I’ve often found that hearing a new idea will dislodge ideas of my own.

I’ve often told students: Don’t try to be creative in a vacuum.

Oh I do way more than that.