People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
“Psychopaths no longer exist. Only people with fully-developed frontal lobes exist.”
Immediately followed by everyone from the former category drops dead, and no new ones will ever be born.
I’d say “You have all disappointed me.”
Hello World.
“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”
bound to be misunderstood, the message is way too vague
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS!..
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Taking my autistic sons newest obsession “Salandia” but it has the be said the same way he says it.
The world can become enlightened in the gospel of Noah. He puts a smile on the face of everyone he meets.
I don’t know if it’s a real word, I just know it’s what a crow says in some video he watched lol
On a very full breath, I can do the “badger badger badger badger bager badger badger badger mushroom mushroom” like barely 3 times. So I would get that out like 18 times. My hope would be to cause a worlwide earworm with that terrible song.
It’s either I do that, or cause a worldwide rickroll without the backing track. See how far I can go.
So you’re not gonna go for baby shark?
Maybe if it was before it blew up and became what it is now. I remember when it was just a dumb camp song, similar to the moose who likes to drink his apple juice. Glad that hasn’t surfaced much in relevancy.
Edit:
Turns out the version of that moose song I remember is a different version of the song…
The song is about drinking a lot of juice, but the version we had replaced it with apple juice for some reason.
“Alright, we can kill it. Do we want to roll back the save or start over?”
Change da world. My final message. Goodbye.
I would just filibuster by reading off as many random Wikipedia articles about random chemicals as I can
@Grail
“Bottom”, followed by snorting.“Be well. Things are tough, you have as much a reason to be tired and frustrated as everyone, and should let the storms and knots and voids within go, lest they consume you too. When you have more strength and are rested, admire the beauty of this world. Do the things you wanted to do, things you wanted to try, places you wanted to visit. Be friendly and honest and compassionate even if others aren’t with you. Light births more light. Share yours. And remember to rest again, when you start feeling tired. Love and care for those around you. Tell them you care. It’s not always obvious. Dare. Be you. Show your light, and let your shadows show too to let them go. Be well. I will try my best to do the same, so let’s do it together.”
I would be humming John Lennon’s imagine and hope people would recognize it at some point and look up the lyrics in their native language.
Like some out of touch douchebags during covid
Isn’t that the song where he asks people to imagine a world where Indigenous religions have been completely wiped out and frames it as a good thing?
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peaceIt is! Well, it’s easy for racists to imagine everyone living in harmony when cultural differences have been destroyed. That’s the Arthur Phillip special.
Some people understand peace, some people only understand war, so if you want to bring an understanding of peace to everyone… Guess it’s time to get killing!
Or, maybe, there’s another way; a way to find nothing to kill or die for.
You can’t take religion away from people without violence. Depriving people of their culture and religion is a form of genocide.
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
There’s no point acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for over 50 of your Earth years. If you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.
I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.
I don’t see why you’re acting so supised, the plans have been on display at your local galactic planning office for 300 years.
Thank you for this 😂❤️
