• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    10 days ago

    Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.

    Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.

    Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.

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      10 days ago

      Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.

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        10 days ago

        So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?

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          10 days ago

          If that’s your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.

          Personally, I’d just leave it. It ain’t the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.

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              10 days ago

              Hey, you did that to yourself. I just pointed it out in case you didn’t realize what it sounded like.

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                  10 days ago

                  I was just remembering you started it with your shaming of women in your initial comment.

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                    10 days ago

                    Its best not to engage with @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world if their comments upset you, they are about the most prolific shitposter on the fediverse.

                    Unless your goal is to entertain them, then please, carry on, because you are doing a great job.