Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again

Isnt that what they want anyway, and replace us with AI?

Me on the work laptop

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one…

I dont - I need to be pushed. My wife is really supportive and great for that. For health, just visiting a doctor is enough to scare me straight

Came for the n-word, stayed for the story. Those silly trains.

The ol’ pee gun move. Nice.

Well fuck me, that’ll do it

Dog people reading what you just said

Dam, back when websites could literally be about anything

I use it at my corporate job to do most of my job now. I still get paid the same regardless if i try harder (without any rewards) or submit to burnout and let the standards slip. Fuck em.

Had to google the “didnt bath” part and instantly got “Submerging the whole body in water was viewed with suspicion”. Wtf

laughs in boomer

To break through the atmosphere we gotta go on an angle the way the earth spins, or do you mean rockets to blow up stuff on earth?

“Welcome to Less Bad – we’re I’m working on the two-step solution to all our problems”

Yeah I’m not reading any further past that mistake, I’m too petty

I hate it. No chick wants to date me due to my small and thin penis that has been worn down to a tiny stump from all the sexual partners ive had. They tell me its like throwing a sausage down a hallway 😭

Oh he’s a massive racist