And we’re believing anything this administration claims?

Nah, he can wash himself.

Wait - does this mean I have to modify my update script to use cat instead of apt?

Hijinks ensue when they put their phone in their pocket unlocked while their spouse or child is using the toilet.

“Misleading” can be such a telling wiggle word.

“Milk Baron” is WAY too plausible for this post. And the “data center battery” looks nothing like Neo.

SNAP!

Probably mis-keyed & got some typo-squatter domain.

That’s the story… s(h)o far.

“Last” presumes one stops when one “nuts.”

Because their leaders are idiots who think attacking the symptom will eliminate the cause.

I’ve seen the user in question accused of actually being one of them. Didn’t bother checking in later to see how that went, tho.

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“Gotta catch 'em all!”

Does Aldi have a patent on requiring a quarter to use a cart, or something? I know people frequently don’t carry change much anymore, but it seems to work pretty well so I’m sure people encountering this ensure they have a coin or two handy.

What infuriates me more is how so many companies - including Walmart - have eliminated virtually ALL trash receptacles in the parking lots. That’s cheaping out to a ridiculous degree, IMHO.

You didn’t post this in DadJokes… why?

“I know what you did last summer.”

Oh, my glob!

Doesn’t quite fit your specification, but George Carlin’s Class Clown (via Piped) album opened up my mind to the idea that it was okay to question religious teachings.