Kindly disconnect your internet :[
So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this…Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn’t behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol
I think you need to look up what the word “directly” means.
If you go full topology, it’s actually a single hole.
Directly through the hole.
Hole to hole.
It’s the same hole.
Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.
Dudes I’m eating
With your face anus?


It’s debatable which end of him spews more shit.
Fanus
you need to watch human cenepede.
The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8
When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer
We’re all just tubes tubin’ around.
Totally tubular, dude!
Which is why i kiss and eat ass.
Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!
Fanus
The mouth is the anti anus
Unless you’re a politician.
…with teeth
Now there’s an image
Fam, you would have RULED 8th grade recess.
I still rule 8th grade recess
Thanks doc! Cs get degrees!
C for effort
I think my eyeballs technically have sphincters in them too.
It’s a really good chat-up line to comment on someones beautiful eye-anuses.







