The smash bros tactic

And it reeks

I always thought they sounded like baby wookies

In multimaterial with no post-processing ever required

The more complex the task, the less fucking impressed the proles are.

And involves a lot of sobbing

Dude, you clearly have no idea about proprietary and specialised hardware. Which is fine, but you’re choosing to attack people from your ignorance.

Don’t do that

Qube cinema servers only got off XP in 2015. They’re still on 7 though.

What do I really want?

Stop fucking jamming it up the arse of everything imaginable. If you asked for a genie wish, make it it illegal to be anything but opt in.

How did they through all the other sex and drugs he buys

How to ensure huge swathes of the population will never ever buy your product out of sheer spite

True, but it’s not the sole factor.

People snapping at stupid shit only happens when there are other absolutely untenable forces at play that already have them running at near insanity.

Legit, i only clicked this because i was “wait wtf? system 7 marathon??”

Could probably spin up a new edging community

I recently virtualised an XP machine that had been running since time immemorial, and will continue to (virtually) do so.

He’s right tho, that’s a bat job

My bean, if you think killing someone is a reasonable response to an ever-present annoying tune you should probably speak to someone.

…and also stay away from Michael buble

I promise you that is very much an issue with the company that designed, created and released product

Or just say “you are the antichrist. Go forth and conquer”