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All the benefits of being a legal young adult.
Why does this feel like an advertisement?
Because it is. Fuck off, Wendy’s.
Sir. This is a Wendy’s.
Get your limited time Wednesday Meal with “Rest in 10 Piece” nuggets, “Cursed and Crispy” fries, and “Raven’s Blood” Frosty. All served in custom packaging only Wednesday could have devised.
There’s nothing happy about this meal
25 years old
Old enough to be an adult to do adult things … young enough to be able to do everything a human body can do with the most optimal stamina and comfort. Good recovery and trained properly, is the optimum level of development, energy and strength. This age doesn’t get any better after this period.
What? I’ve peaked??? Nooooooooo
Depends on the person. I feel like I peaked in my 20s but I’ve had my brother and few other people say they feel like their 30s were way better.
38, though not literally forever
Im 25, but probably an even 30.
Lot of older folks will not hang with people under 30. They still see them as kids. I’d like to avoid that social issue if I’m gonna permanently be an age forever.
I wouldn’t do any of that.
I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.
Can I still get the Genie with a triple instead?
Life without death feels incomplete, and not accepting death is certainly a sign of immaturity. Can’t you just help me not gain too much weight from my late night fast food runs? 🙏
56 “…this is the age a man begins to achieve true power in life.”
@TheReanuKeeves 25.
Old enough to be an adult, but your body hasn’t started to disintegrate yet.
What age group gets the most pussy?
28-32. Brain is past the stupid teen hormones and is fully developed. Recovery time after injury, hard exercise, or a night out hasn’t started getting longer yet.
I don’t mind the stupid teen hormones. I was a pretty rational kid.
Omnipotent and omniscient. Worst case if you don’t care for it you can Jesus/Rama yourself back human.
The heat death of the universe is expected in at most, say, 10106 years.
So, 10107 years. I’ll be an ancient, godlike entity far beyond the understanding of any living thing. Like an aboleth.
Monkey’s paw curls. Wish granted: you will live for 10 to the power of 107 years, you’ll outlive every living and non living being, you’ll transcend mortal understanding, you’ll play with the flow of entropy - to see birth and death, hot and cold, to feel the final, guttering pulse of the last black hole as it surrenders its hoarded information to the void.
And you’ll have a little popcorn kernel stuck between your gum and a tooth during this entire time.
Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho
That’s not really less likely to happen if I choose 25 years old than if I choose 10107 years old, right? the genie said “forever”, which I assumed meant immortality. And there was nothing in OP’s post that made it sound optional to become immortal.
Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age
