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cRazi_man@europe.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Found this in a workplace toilet today

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Found this in a workplace toilet today

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Which one is number two? I’m up to number 5.

    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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      At that point just put all your biohazardous bodily excretions & secretions into the toilet. Then see your doctor.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    If this poster appears at your work, you work with savages.

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      And/or Russians

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    I have wondered about printing out signs like this and sticking them up at work. But going way further.

    No shitting in the sink! We have been through this!

    We occasionally have external people in who use it, they would be the main target.

    • modus@lemmy.world
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      “Abortions are for the clinic. Stop leaving unwanted fetuses in the restroom.”

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Good to know.

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    oh, of course!  duh.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    that must be a massive dump for it to reach over the toilet seat.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve seen some porta-potties at festivals that had moved FAR beyond “standing room only”

  • Jarix@lemmy.world
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    When I went to Cuba they had the reverse of this sign in the hotels

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Put the trash in the toilet

    • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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      Shit in a bin?

  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well, this is certainly a “shit post”, but I am not sure it is a shitpost.

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    Why would I put poo in the feet washing machine though?

    • Caveman@lemmy.world
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      Mr. Jobs?

  • khánh@lemmy.zip
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    behind every sign is a story

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      I love that this is clearly ChatGPT, too.

      Can you imagine writing that prompt? On a work computer?

    • mbp@lemmy.sdf.org
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      You run into this a lot working in agriculture. Cultural differences.

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        Sometimes class elitism is called cultural differences.

        Often times people (or towns, or cities) who use bins for toilet paper is because their plumbing can’t handle the toilet paper being thrown into it, and upgrading it is just prohibitively expensive.

        And then they get called gross, or weird, or outdated culture, when it really is just “I didn’t choose where I was born.”

        • uid0gid0@lemmy.world
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          Must places in Ecuador we went were like this. Only exception was the hotel in the new city part of Quito. Everywhere else was “paper goes in the bin”

        • teslasaur@lemmy.world
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          Being disgusting is culturally indifferent.

          • BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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            Exhibit A.

            • teslasaur@lemmy.world
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              You sound like a floorshitter.

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                You behave like a person who isn’t willing to expand their worldview so they just resort to uncreative insults.

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                  Exhibit A

        • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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          being poor is gross and weird, most of us are just too polite to say it.

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            Actually most of us are just poor

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      Except if it was just generated by a sloperator for a dumb joke, which is almost certainly the case here :/

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        I think it’s a real photo, but I find it hard to believe that is a real poster.

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          The photo may well be real, but the poster itself is definitely made with ai.

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    So it’s OK to pee in the bin is what I’m getting from this

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      Why would you do that when there’s a perfectly good sink right there?

      • yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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        There was a reddit community of people who pissed in sinks for environmental reasons or smtn

        sinkpissers iirc

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          I only know about shower pissing

          Thing is though, extra flushes help keep the sewer system flowing. Which is why they stopped the pls pee in the shower to save water PSA campaign in my country

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        Floor’s too good for ye mfckers

      • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        curious where is your pfp from?

        • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Meme someone sent me a few months back

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      The sign implies the bin is for anything besides human feces. Human pee would be fine. As would dog semen. And dog feces. And dog blood. Hell you could put a whole dog in the bin as long as it has no human feces.

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        Actually it doesn’t specify human anything, it just says “number 2” which, logically, would encompass fecal matter from all species that have separate tracts for urine and feces.

        Therefore, one could surmise that only feces from species with a single tract, such as birds or fish, would be acceptable to place in the bin.

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          So you’d need to remove the feces from the dog, before putting it in the bin?

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            That’s just good practice in any case

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          What if other animals have different numbers?

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    I once worked at a place where we had to put signs up telling people not to put paper towels in the urinals. Three of us had a coordinated investigation going on to figure out who was doing it, we were down to only two or three suspects before the signs went up.

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    Goddamn AI slop.

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    To be fair, when I went on a vacation to Mexico, the hotel indicated exactly the opposite…

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      I mean you still don’t put the whole dump in the bin though, just the paper you used. Pretty common in a lot of countries.

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        Saw a sign saying “dont throw toilet paper into the toilet” in a middle eastern country last summer and was very confused.

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          The pipes are very narrow then and there is risk of clogging

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            Toilet paper also requires specific processing of the waste water. It’s normally screened off and sent to landfill when it reaches the treatment plant, but I imagine many countries wouldn’t have this infrastructure.

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              In the USA anyway toilet paper is legally required to dissolve in water within a certain time frame. Maybe this is not the case in other countries

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                It’s still screened off and sent to landfil. “dissolve” isn’t really possible with paper, just breaking into smaller parts.

                I’m no expert, but I’m guessing the rules are about the pipes between flushing and treatment, as I can imagine a slurry of toilet paper bits is a lot less likely to create blockages than a mountain of wet wipes.

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                  Yes, that makes sense. Not dissolve in the technical sense of form a solution in water, but more of the layperson sense of “disintegrate” into that paper slurrey and not cause blockages in pipes.

                  We all know that if you have too much paper and not enough water, it will block a pipe. But given typical usage, it should be safe for USA-code pipes since it disintegrates into that “slurrey.”

                  TIL that the water treatment plant screens it out and disposes of it! I imagine this is part of the process where they screen out other solids as well

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                ask any water treatment plant worker and they will tell you, that is a dream, toilet paper shouldnt be flushed at any situation

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                  Are you in USA?

                  Flushable wipes are a lie, but government employees have told me that toilet paper dissolves.

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                  toilet paper is always flushed in the USA unless you have a sceptic system and then it depends.

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            No shit

          • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            it is more about the disgrace it makes water treatment, it clogs the treatment system, making the costs of treating the water much higher

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            Makes perfect sense

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          Flushable wipes are NOT

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        I sincerely hope all of those countries have ubiquitous bidets.

      • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        is there anywhere but the USA that doesn’t do it the right way?

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    Doing God’s work.

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