The neat part about doomsday predictions is that even if 99.99% of them are wrong, one of them will be right eventually.

This was written by a goose.

Then they fire me, keep the software, and make someone else do 2 jobs. ☹️

Like, 8 hours a day, at a desk, for money, over the course of an entire career…? Yeah, that’s why I’m filling out this application.

People already miss the toilet when it’s free.

What if he’s your best friend, but you’re not his best friend?

Well, they probably aren’t alive if they’re wherever he’s at, but RIP all the same. He’s chilling with Puff now; TMDWU!

“Can you take me Havarti?” from the Human Whey album.

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I actually think about this a lot.

Hungary in 1946.

Zimbabwe in 2008.

First time I’ve seen this.