Anything to get back the social distancing.
Analyst-Therapists of the world unite!
so like. that’s a memory i didn’t need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that’s a fuuuuun memory to remember.
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Best thing I’ve read all week.
Then you’re in for…maybe not a treat…but something when you listen to the song
Sun’s out, uh… balls out?
Why the question mark?
I couldn’t find a testicle-related rhyme for “sun” and just gave up 😭.
Sol’s out; balls out!
Perfect!
Sun’s out? Ball out!
Your balls are falling out.
My balls are falling in.
We are not the same.
Shorts should be short. It is right there in the name!
People have said that “Queer” is a nebulous term that can’t be defined, but to this day I haven’t met a queer person who doesnt wear cutoff jeans without shaving their legs, so that’s the definition I’m sticking to
I have, but they were a motly mix of lesbians and bi men. Also trans people of all varieties. And now that I’m thinking about it, probably some gay men too.
have you met queer women?
The statement made could apply to any human.
blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.
i also don’t have cutoffs because i don’t like wearing shorts, but that’s a whole different story.
Better then me, I tried wearing daisy dukes and kept getting laughed at and called an idiot and a moron… For anyone else who runs into this situation, they are supposed to go on your legs
nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to help swim, right
Oh… I mean I was at the mall and not the beach so maybe it wasn’t how I was wearing them but where…
More research is required.
nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to scare away crows, right
I just bought a big pair and put an arm in each… I’m learning so much
Bumblebee Tuna!
Haters gonna hate.
