I think it’s called paracord, strong useful rope, and that is a cobra knot, which is a useful way to carry relatively a lot of rope in a small aesthetic package (but it’s a pain to undo/redo).

Practically useless for evey day use. I doubt anyone who ever bought one of those cobra knotted paracord in bracelets or keychain has ever used the rope in an emergency.

that being said, it’s the insecure male version of a friendship bracelet.

shove a cut grape in the microwave for high temperature plasma, but were losing the Christmas theme

isn’t coal one of the hottest gifts you can get on Christmas?

we don’t need to bring everything back. only those parts

true, but some are much worse than others

Found a racist who doesn’t want to look inward and think a dialect existing is racist because it sounds silly to them.

i mean, police must be defunded. won’t happen with the maga in power, and won’t happen with democrats in power, but we can’t ignore that their budgets are overblown and funding public services will help society much more than giving police tanks.

have you? actually, it would be better if you were under a rock

given the context, I am assuming it’s obvious, A year in raanana, 3 in Eilat. left on part because apartheid is everywhere in Israel and 99% of Israelis will gaslight you to ignore your own eyes.

wake up babe, new bff just dropped

screw you, I’m agreeing with you and there’s nothing you can do about it.

each other microphones,

weak, I wipe my ass during popping

the real shitpost are the friends we made along the way

we live in a society, while rich people live in an economy

fuck it, imma call it burgersause. makes it easy to eat the rich

some people are so traumatised from internet conversations they get all defensive about anything. like chill, I was agreeing with you

not really a discussion if I agree.

all my friends hate the french

the hardest part of being progressive is spelling bourgeoisie.