Must be a nice school. The Schultüte I’ve seen are usually smaller.
For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats
edibles
Well done
WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.
not only candies. Often there are also shool supplies and gifts (i got an ugly puppet)
How does the puppet feel when you call it that?
dont know, im not a puppet whisperer
But she still got included when playinf with figures
She often got powerful characters because of the size difference to cars and lego and playmobil and whatever else
Wow congrats
We just gave our kids candies but the cone was like 8 inch long max.
These seem self-made, which I also did. Probably using like A3 or A2 cardboard.
It’s a nice thing and you just buffer these things up however or leave them partially empty, they’re closed anyway.The size gives you more canvas for decoration.
shool supplies and gifts
We don’t have that tradition so I get chills at the month of hyperactivity and bad teeth I can imagine. Especially if that cone is 100% candy.
often the lower half is almost empty (especcially with premade ones because money) because they throw in packages rather than individual candies and they get stuck halfway in. I think its also often that they insert stuff very unsorted so it seems more filled than it is (for bragging)
Thinking back, trading that cone for 12+ years of a joy in life was a bad deal. It’s a trap.
Hey you wanna those candies? Just gotta go into that building and sit still for 8 hours just to sit still at home for some more.
And candy isn’t broccoli, either.
greta reference and also very true
Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.
That’s like a fifth of what we caught every year during carnival parades
When my kids went it was a small cone of loose candies. And addition of DoubleSalt Licorice in the old days.
Somebody mentioned there are now toys or other packaged items inside. And a lot of empty space due to she ahrink - flation. Large cone, less stuff.
I heard they have to smoke the whole thing or they are denied schooling.
is it meiner or meinen or am i thinking too hard about tense?
“meine”, because the plural follows the feminine :)
And you are thinking about cases, since it’s a noun.
i think i may have been thinking about how in dative tense the -ers change to -ens or something. i haven’t studied german in a couple decades and used it infrequently enough that, well [gestures broadly]. i can still find the bathroom though! just do the potty dance and someone will help you, no matter what language you speak.
yooo i learned abt this in german class like 2 years ago
receiving toys and candy in the mix makes “here’s your notebook and pen, get to work” a bit less sad
It’s even the same word in German.
They’re called Schultüte.
Schule = school
Tüte = jointDie heißen Zuckertüten. Verflucht seist du und deine geringfügig unterschiedlichen regionalen Ausdrücke.
This West German freak doesn’t know that they’re called “sugar joints”.
In welcher Region in D werden die Schultüten denn Zuckertüten genannt? Klingt nach einem Marketingerfolg von Südzucker…
Da, wo Schmalzgebäck Pfannkuchen und Plinsen Eierkuchen heißen.
Nenenenene, Pfannkuchen und Eierkuchen, datt ham wa im Pott auch, und da heissen die auch Schultüten.
Dear Zonengabi, your words are simply wrong and insult our western ears, please stop. Thanks for understanding.
Huh? I am wrong the eastern part of Germany but we still call them Schultüte
Right?
It’s also super important to make sure people get the fact that they aren’t just one but two drugs!
Ersma ne Tüte bauen = chill
Most of them don’t look too happy about this.
But those German cone joints were always funny to me. They would mix hash with tobacco, and sometimes even use a little filter.
Where I’m from, we just rolled joints like cigarettes, and with actual weed.
Spliffs (weed+tobacco in a joint) is pretty standard in Europe from what I understand.
However, “cones” like that shape aren’t only used for spliffs, people roll normal joints with them too
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It’s pretty awesome they get that. In America we make the kids bring everything themselves to school and pay for it all on their own. Not even a mention of toys or candy lol
Yeah no those things are not paid by the schools. The parents pay for this.
Oh! That makes way more sense then haha.
To be fair, I never hear about american kids until they get shot, so I dunno what kinda traditions they have.
I got my first Ninja Turtle (Leonardo) from mine. Can’t remember what else was in there.
Yeah, the Schultüte
Die knallte damals noch.
Ja, da würde sie auch noch liebevoll als “Knalltüte” bezeichnet
This is of course a joke, it is actually the under ten Fickmühlen icing piping championships.
I wonder how long a full load would last them…














