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It’s a joke from @[email protected]

Revolutionary

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Meowlus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Meowlus rise

To the skies
See Meowlus rise

Proved in battle
Led my paw-ns to victory
No man alive or dead commands me
I answer to the Lord

Hear my orders
Question me and die
What I say was said in heaven
And so it shall be done

I know I was destined to rule alone
All for myself I have claimed the throne
Born to rule
My time is neow

Bro chill

I don’t want to see any ads. If you want my business, make a good product. Word of mouth will make me buy it at some point

Just fyi we don’t have that in prisons either

What if, mind boggling concept, they do it for themselves not for others to see?

pomme=apple

Yesss

Eeewww

Post worthy, satisfying revenge. Flesh it out with some of those clusterfuck stories pls :D

You just need to be smart and figure out a way to exploit others. That’s how these ancap startup founder people think. They believe in a primitive, strength based societal hierachy. They are empathy-less assholes who strive to become the biggest asshole in the jungle.

It’s purrfect

Steam irons heat faster too, you know, just in case you need to iron your fancy shirt in a hurry before you leave, not that that would ever happen to me or anything…

Btw do you have a big solar array or what is the inverter for?

Yes and in Europe houses generally have 400V too but not at ordinary wall outlets

US health minister

I’m hoping my metal water bottle helps

Come to Germany. We don’t have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets

*Wiener not weiner. ‘ie’ is pronounced ‘ee’ in german, and ‘ei’ is pronounced like ‘why’ without the w