“we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
Its from Viz magazine! One of the UKs funniest and most sarcastic publications of all time.
I adore Viz.
They once printed the finest letter ever penned.

Also, this advert for flat-roof pubs will never not make me hoot.

Ah thanks. It’s indeed hilarious 😁
Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!
Made with 100℅ real vegetarians!
Made from vegetarian cows.
Add some lettuce and have yourself a double vegetarian meal!
Bruh, that’s just cringe. Why is people’s diet a part of the culture war?
Because the animal ag industries are some of the biggest sponsors of the republican party. Eating animal products is a great way to directly support fascism.
Well that’s unfortunate.
Of course it’s a plant, it’s 100% vegetarian!
That’s the most vegan beef I’ve seen
Disappointed there’s no nut in it
Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian beef? And would you still eat it?No. That would add pork to it.
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.
I think it’s illegal in six other states too.
Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health
No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…
Growing meat cells in a lab and selling them as food is illegal in the states you reference.
What Beyond does in processing plant material into something that resembles some meat products is still legal everywhere.
Plant based “meats” are legal in Texas. Lab grown meat is not. Beyond is safe.
No, they’re not. They just filed for bankruptcy protection.
Ok, safe from being banned in Texas, not safe from shitty business strategy
Just got word that apparently that was misinformation. Beyond claims on their Twitter that they have not done so and aren’t planning to either.
https://x.com/beyondmeat/status/1956178067283697938
Was going to delete my comment but since you already replied, I’ll just leave it up. Sorry for the confusion.
Jokes are illegal in Texas? I guess that tracks…
About on par with usual omni mental gymnastics.
This is known as a joke.
One of the most sinister problems is with fee-fee vegans and vegetarians, who in service of their ignorance, kill way more things to sustain their politically-motivated and fee-fee-based lifestyle.
I’m as close to vegetarian as my body will allow. I’m just calling the movement for what it is. Eat something that had a face? OMG! Flatten millions of acres, kill billions of insects, displace and kill millions of animals, farm the land with diesel equipment, ship the product in trucks 2000 miles. So vegan potato chips are on the shelves, and no worries we can wear our crocheted shoulder bags with self-assured pride!!
See the problem is the same as people who think it’s still funny to joke about abusing women. Even ignoring the offensiveness, we’ve heard it already. A million times. It’s old, really old, really uncreative. Boring.
Just like the shitty, thoroughly debunked crop deaths regurgitation. If you’re going to try debating vegans, at least take a few minutes to do some basic research, cause you have no idea how repetitive this is for us.
this doesn’t debunk every crop deaths argument. it only addresses an argument in the form “since animals die in crop harvesting, vegans shouldn’t eat crops (or they would be hypocrites”.
but the issue of crop deaths actually points to something else: people don’t care if animals die in the production of their food. vegans claim to care but will eat food covered in pesticides and harvested with threshers. the mental gymnastics they go through, like writing a four part essay about how these animal deaths are actually ok, shows that they, too, are ok with animals dying in the production of their food.
We can’t eliminate all suffering and harm, so we shouldn’t even try reducing it? Perfect is the enemy of good. For many if not most vegans, it’s about minimizing harm. Many are motivated by ecological concern as well.
Some insects die on my car’s grill when I’m driving. I still go to work every day while calling myself vegan. Literally the only non-hypocritical action would be to kill myself. Forgive me if I don’t.
Show me where any vegan has ever argued that these deaths are okay? Your argument is both a strawman and bad faith. It’s the equivalent of when people claim anticapitalists are hypocrites because they have no choice but to participate in the existing system to survive. Cheap.
Why are vegans in particular given blame for crop deaths, when it isn’t vegans who are doing the farming? We have veganic forms of agriculture that we advocate for, and practice in the case of veganic farmers and gardeners. But until that gains more traction all anyone can do is the best they can, with what they have access to - which is far less harmful and destructive than omnis.
Why are vegans in particular given blame for crop deaths, when it isn’t vegans who are doing the farming?
and most people don’t slaughter animals. which, by the way, is one of my firmly held beliefs: we can’t blame people for something they didn’t do.
You’re paying for them to be bred and slaughtered, your hands have no less blood on them. What absurd mental gymnastics.
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the linked four part essay excuses crop deaths
Again, please point to anywhere in the article where it says crop deaths are okay?
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Wait until you find out what’s eating most of those crops. (It’s not humans)
I don’t quite follow your argument. Are you suggesting it requires more cropland to make vegan food than meat? If everyone ate crop-derived foods in place of livestock-derived foods, we’d need less cropland, because livestock animals are not perfect energy converters. I.e., it takes more than a pound of feed to get a pound of beef.
Or are you saying it’s hypocritical of a vegan/vegetarian to eat products of agriculture because of the damage to the natural environment and animals which reside in it? The only non-hypocritical thing for me to do in that case would be to kill myself. Forgive me if I don’t. Perfect is the enemy of good, and so I’ll choose to minimize harm where I can.
Well, carrion would be vegan, no?
If that animal was to die of natural causes, like sickness, lightning strike, old age, heart attack, etc. it could be considered vegan
Some do consider it vegan, same as the “freegan” subset. There’s even at least one influencer who is a bit infamous for it But there’s also a few problems with this line of reasoning. It still normalizes the idea of the consumption of animal products, so it’s a slippery slope at best. It’s also not scalable, as soon as probably even a modest proportion of people would adopt such a diet, demand would quickly start to surpass supply which would incentivise the artificial production of more road kill.
And then there’s just the why? of it. Like if we’re talking about extreme situations like starvation and poverty where there is literally no other choice, okay that would make sense. But otherwise, what is so wrong with eating plants that someone would go out of their way to eat carrion instead? With the likely putrefaction involved we are talking about literal self harm to avoid eating some good ol grains and beans.
normalizes the idea of the consumption of animal products
Consumption of animal products is normal. For thousands of years.
I was talking about normalization in the sense of what psychologically feels normal to a given person in question; not about what’s popular. As vegan even the thought of eating an animal product is utterly bizarre and grotesque to me. You gotta take off those blood-tinted glasses to see clearly.
As vegan even the thought of eating an animal product is utterly bizarre and grotesque to me
Sounds like a “you” problem.
Nah, being vegan is great. It’s all the animal abusers who are the problem.
animal abusers
Who are you are talking about, sweetie? 😂
Anyone who consumes or otherwise uses animal products.
It’s a fucking joke, you idiots, how are so many of you this dense?
As dense as a vegetarian all beef burger.











