Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.

All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!

And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand

Is this the guy with my Taco Bell order?

Handegg, obviously.

Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

Metaverse still exists?

“Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”

Ads are bad mmkay?
~ These guys

Also these guys:

Oh mate, may I introduce you to the Magdalene Laundries?

The 25th month of it sure as shit didn’t

Man, I sure hope DNS doesn’t go bust

And the dick sucking

Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

Artist: but you wouldn’t be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

Manager: I didn’t ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

…

Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid… how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we’re out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.

Use the staple remover on the gopher

Oh no, the dinosaur has a terrifyingly large chest burster!

She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck

The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.

Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.

That’s some life-success level blagging