the “wemuslim” app X_X
How to confuse a US border agent.
You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you?
I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol
afterlife hack
Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.
Sure, but you don’t go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.
“There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide” [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
But which one is right??!!! /S.
Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn’t that convenient?
Nah. Not for me at least. I’m done with religion (just don’t tell my mom, she’d be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I’m also a middle-aged man, but still don’t want my mom to know haha.
According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism
Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?
Tree fiddy
This one?
How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don’t necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?
Dunno. I’ve only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.
Hell is right here on earth 🙂
This is the bad place.
You figured it out?
Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.
you would love the work of the theologian James Cone
I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions
Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.
Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.
But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?
I heard it was browser history?
Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods
That’s called Unitarian Universalism.
Missed one
Or about 1000
This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, “Priests Street”, in the Old Town in Stockholm.
Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, “Hell’s ally”, which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.
The entire block was known as Helvetet, “Hell”.
This is the location:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA
This is where the gallows were located.
Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.
Let’s hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn’t have another god
No Gods before Yahweh/Allah (same God). Just make sure he’s the first one.
Right this does have me curious how many world religions you could juggle. I think you could practice both Christianity and Islam at the same time and still be within the rules.
Buddhism, Hinduism, and Taoism should be able to fit those rules as well.
Depends on how strict you want to be, the cumulative dietary restrictions would be rough.
Gotta sign those NCCs if you don’t want to go to hell.
