let kids have fun man, no need to be an old fart about it

screaming and crying and throwing up rn

you uh… . .

you looking to change that?

the campus police go through the lot every day giving out parking tickets and it’s been there for literally 2 weeks they don’t care about it 😆

hell yeah

idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU YOU BROTHER, COULD YOU SPEAK UP SOME 🐖 🔥🔥🏍️💨

omg today at work an item came along that had cool packaging, blue and pink pastel gradient with a pretty logo. I turned the box over to see what it is and it says “water based for extended pleasure” or sthm like that and I look up and the customer is just staring at me like this 🧍

😭😭😭

did you know, if you practice the sounding kink (putting stuff up the penis) it expands your urethra and pissing it is audibly louder

found that on reddit.

here’s something made by a human instead of AI slop

no it doesn’t??

extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab

womp womp 😢

haterner miku!!!

*edit, since OP is adding things in I removed the white background. Also for OP, you can use https://www.remove.bg/upload for that, you don’t get the full quality image but for this use case it’s good enough

AAAWWEEEEE THE FOOTSIES!!!

cat

know better than to start arguments on the internet.

no I dont

this was posted yesterday btw