awww! so floofy cheeks!!!

nah bro its bussin and if y’all are slaying enuf then they’ll sybau and chimpanzeeni banananeeni will come and cook. he’s the best hear me out ever so y’all better yeet that boiii to Mars and then say skibidi sigma cause y’all got the W rizz in ohio

somebody yelled at my 13 year old brother saying 67 at the airport

it was nice, thanks for asking.

its literally nothing but its super popular and stuff

I thought we did

thank goodness

who hasnt

did you know that that’s the main reason why men are depressed?

I guess not

I have one in my sex toy box, and its ok, I guess. doesn’t really work very well for me though.

From The Columbus Dispatch:

Chainsaws were originally invented by Scottish doctors John Aitken and James Jeffray in the last 18th century for medical purposes, specifically to assist in a surgical procedure called symphysiotomy¹ during childbirth. This early version of the chainsaw was a hand-cranked device used to remove ossified² tissue. Over time, the chainsaw evolved into a powerful tool used for lodging.

1: symphysiotomy, symphysiotomy is a surgical procedure that involves dividing the cartilage of the pubic symphys to widen the pelvis, facilitating childbirth when there is difficulty due to a narrow pelvis. This operation is also called pyelotomy and is performed to allow passage of a baby during obstructed labor. 2 ossified, having turned into bone or bony tissue

pasting what?!

can you think of anything else?

names are not allowed, sorry! just going off the rules my old english teacher put down.

huh

it is, I just spelled it weird

incorrect. he is outside, under a roof.

“With hearts as spoiled as boiled beer.” the last unicorn

beautiful