Jamaican Inspector Man!

I hate that fucking smug-ass pseudo-smile

A lot of people have started using simple past tense for all perfect tenses lately, but I don’t like change, dangit.

It’s “have run,” not “have ran.” Thanks for coming to my TURD Talk.

You’ve blinded me!

*Innhumann skreetching*

For some reason, I can only ever read that site name as Devian Tart.

No, look. They’re already in Poland.

So you don’t add, unnecessary commas, to your post.

It’s Dr. Spaceman, obviously

Why the long face?

Sauce?