Haha wife bad, amirite guys?

Win 7 was ok but remember, it still came with three control panels, a fucking registry and 8bit palette drwatson icon in system32 along with gigabytes of absolutely useless shit.

It was good for a windows, but it was still windows.

Germany still isn’t closing his factory.

Im not reading those fucking subtitles. Who came out with this epilepsy inducing shit?

We invented static subtitles fucking ages ago but some social media asshole had to fuck it up with something that constantly moves because teenagers would loose attention and stop reading mid sentence. Fuck those subtitles. Fuck short videos and fuck internet.

Yeah, Im done.

Regular bread? Fine.

American „bread”? Naaah.

It’s wild that in Europe the kind of bread Americans eat is sold as toast bread and considered unhealthy. Everything needs to be processed and neat I guess.

But do you love jokes about minorities and gender?

I alias rm to rm --no-preserve-root for a nice surprise.