Next up is wildfire season, floods, hurricanes, oh my.

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Dude what?

Why tho…

… Don’t answer that.

I operate on the philosophy that it is better for me to relearn things than lean on old documentation that may no longer be accurate/relevant.

The best way to implement a safe connection to my home lab today might not be the safest way tomorrow.

Old dog, new tricks, etc.

Also! Your documentation is an attackers wet dream.

NB: this philosophy doesn’t scale.

You just need hundreds of billions of dollars and a penchant for fucking up the world.

Then the sex parties are free.

Okay so I agree with you that a longer password is better but this in no way indicates clear text password storage.

Or, perhaps it’s my new advanced attempt at fooling you.

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✨ Why we know it’s true

💻 Computers can fake being people

🧍‍♀️people don’t have interesting lives, it the internet is full of interesting stories!

🤑 Theres money to be made

Yeah if I attended any of these universities id be pricing out transferring my credits 3 months ago.

Get ready for wealthy superhumans.

I’m proud that they’re targeting Boston so hard so early.

They know it’s a liberal stronghold.

Get fucked.

Book burning is… Not what it used to be.

It’s purely symbolic.

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A foreign nation gifts us a plane and Donnie makes it air force one.

Has he never heard of a Trojan horse?

Oh good that’s what we need.

Fewer enlistees.

You monster.

Wait wait

They want the woman to go to the men’s room???

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Or… Or, is it that maybe gender is like maybe a lil bit gray, and the officer made a mistake? 🧐

I would absolutely leave that practice.

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All my homies hate spez

I really hope the ghouls that are perpetrating these kidnappings get their own day in court. And I hope they are tried as domestic terrorists, and face detention in terrorist detention facilities like Guantanamo Bay.

We have purposely avoided branding acts by Americans as “Domestic Terrorism” for this very reason. It’s why Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is in Colorado and not Gitmo.

Welp, the other side has thrown that out the door. I hope America has their Nuremberg.