Toasticus

I still have, in my little nostalgia cash box, a Nokia phone from the early 2000s that has Nokia Bowling on it. Doesn’t have an adapter, but I’m not letting that phone go.

Being able to clear all notifications. It’s a basic-sounding feature, strangely isn’t implemented.

“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”

It’s an open and shut case, dude. Stop trying to turn it around.

Chaos.

No, not without sacrificing a welfare program or something else.

Because it’ll be a hard sell to have UBI on top of WIC, SNAP, SSI, Unemployment and other welfare. Something would have to go.

“I bought a brand today!”

“Woah! So did I!”

“I’m so happy this brand has made my life!”

“Yeah! So it has mine!”

Fucking riveting stuff there.