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Cake day: October 9th, 2023

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  • When I.lernt coding backnin the 2000s we had the term “Horas de aplanar el culo” (hours of flattening ass) shit takes time, patience, perseverance and the humility of always remember that some possibly asian kid did it in a fraction of the time with a fraction of the body hair you have. But that doesn’t invalidate what you did.













  • I’ll never forget when the vet sterilized mine it was a rescued cat.
    Vet:Alright the good news is that the surgery was successful but there afe more news…
    Me:Oh… Erm go on
    Vet:Turns out we tought he was younger by his size but he is way older than we tought maybe 7 years instead of 7 months. Turns out hes small by himself and malnourished. And also not virgin.
    Me:Alright I’ll bite how you know?
    Vet:Well… The testicles darken with the time and gain wrinkles woth the use…
    Me:And sooo…
    Vet:He had toasted wallnuts…