Naming pets after food always seems like incredibly poor taste to me.
Applesauce is offended.
Applesauce looks like an offender.
She really is. She’s the queen of unprovoked attacks.
She has a history of violence…
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Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.
The lawnmower was collateral damage, but the resulting edge trimmers meowing for snacks are scary.
Let’s just say I’m relieved he’s sterilized
Greebo?
If the vasectomy doesn’t come with an announcement post like this I don’t want it.
I’ll pull you through the streets on a rickshaw announcing it
Hear ye, hear ye! The new eunuch blesses you with his attendance.
Meanwhile in the Ottoman court.
“The new eunuch is having you assassinated. Blessings.”
Why does this read like a CK2 event?
That cats thinking “Do what you will fools, my seed is sown far and wide”
we had a stray on our street produce 17 kittens at the same time, from a mother and two of her kittens. that kind of havoc.
cats are superfecund
that was just at our neighbor’s. who knows how many others he… sired? spawned? offsprung? around the neighborhood. we were trying very very hard to get all of them at least TNR’d. but we kept the cutest one for ourselves.
Begat
That’s a big fucking cat. At least as big as my old cat Fat Bob.
Muffin isn’t his real name. That’s Tommy the Cat.
Small person or huge cat?
I have a tuxedo cat about that size.
that’s a relaxed cat, probably still on drugs
“These poor fools think removing my testicles can diminish my power. Naive.”
Studmuffin
Muffin handing out stuffin
The least they could after that is buy him some Neuticles.
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A true agent in the Cat distribution system
What an absolute unit, lol. Looks a bit like mine, also a Tuxedo that got the snippy-snap later in life with a distinctly unit-like look. (Though not as absolute as this one.)
