I’m not the guy who can tell from a steam store page whether an indie game is a success or not, so maybe you’re right but I don’t have a dog in that race. I’m more focused on how well they conceived the idea and managed to add nothing that fails to serve their vision.

I should have included that. I didn’t want anyone to think I was selling them something, I was just moved to talk about this game in the spur of the moment.

I’m afraid I can only give partial credit, my grading rubric required a mention of “purchasing power”.

Part of what makes me so annoyed is that there’s no realistic scenario I can think of that would feel like a good outcome.

Emphasis on realistic, before anyone describes some insane turn of events.

Aren’t you the one who knows cool animal facts?

Of course the only reply to this is a “srs leftist” who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn’t say

We can’t have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

Remember when they used to at least pretend to let us pick?

A ritual excommunication? I wish we had a transcript. Were you abjured?

Real sus to casually pretend not to know what feet are when you want em that bad. Arielle was a freak

Connect with local resistance

A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

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I, an utter imbecile, was trying to find the pun in being “pi rad”

I think you’re reading some things into what I said to make it magical, but it’s not important. I’m just ideating because you got me excited about an idea.

What about a subtler zombie pathogen that merely rewires your brain to make you allergic to everything but meat. It would have longer to spread, and the increase in consumption would probably cause a general environmental collapse.

You’d have aspects of cannibalism, societal collapse, and dramatic infection deceit scenes and nobody would ever look like a zombie.

People would have to publicly eat plants to prove they’re not zombies to enter secure areas. Remember the time Arby’s made a fake carrot that was made of meat? They called it a megetable. That’s real. What if the infected wormed their way into the food industry and started mislabeling things to muddy the waters due to social stigma?

Scientific zombies wouldn’t necessarily look dead, and a real version would be way less overt.

My Bethesda rant goes something like this: “they think the ideal video game is when you can treat everything like action figures, make anything happen in any combination just to see it happen, bash em together, pull them apart, make them kiss, make them join every team and do every thing, do whatever you want, and then fuck off because it never meant anything”.

I now bestow my highest honour to this meme

forwards to my really busy best friend

Oh globbit…

I found this during COVID and now my 7 year old has seen most of the series.

Settle down there Krueger

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Signs you work in a bullshit email job.