With the right inflection, this could mean 1) he knows less about any human being than he knows about grass or 2) he is the world expert on grass.

Both of these are incredibly lame and not worth bragging about

Nintendo’s tried arguing this for decades

Computer components being privatized is almost as stupid as privatizing grain in the 1500s. Sure, there are alternatives, but… Are there?

PSA that its “essential” as in “essence of” as in “smells like”

NOT “essential” as in “required”

Nothing against the meme, i just spread this everywhere i can because health “gurus” spread the opposite, very dangerous misinterpretation

My best job ever called me, went over my resume and expanded on it a bit, and offered me the job same day.

My second best job received my resume, said “You seem like a good fit, come in for an interview” and a week later did an informal vibe check interview before hiring me same day

My absolute worst job had this resume bullshit, 3 rounds of interviews and an unpaid training day before offering me half of what the website said; i only agreed because the alternative was $0 and eviction.

Guy who hasnt had to read resumes:

That being said, just pay a guy to read the resume, who also understands the job.

Doordash alone has proven that people will buy anything at any price. Someone with severe depression takes it as a mental health tax, someone with a bunch of money takes it as a convenience fee, and doordash laughs all the way to the bank

Recently? The last like 7 generations of “sport-year” games are all the same game.

Yeah let me find 20 million dollars to make that movie

Caffeine pills. Alternatively, basically the same way you do alcohol

Many people fundamentally do not understand that a child is not a pet, and should more often than not be treated with the same or higher respect as an adult

British person spotted

(Joking, but this joke is straight out of taskmaster or something)

I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work

Yeah. Youd be surprised how many people just throw away computers. Ask around, im sure someone you know has one lying around theyd like to get rid of (maybe with some minor problem like needing a new hard drive or something)

Its easy to say something like “my camera for this shoot costs $5k, you could rent it for $300 a day and do it yourself” but people dont really care about art or skill. If youre shooting a wedding, for example, there are hundreds of little candid moments that your friend John the Designated Driver wouldn’t catch that Natalie GirlWhoDoesThisForALiving would.

Not to mention there aren’t enough weddings a day to sustain someone for $300 per, and youre competing with others, and blah blah blah.

I tend to follow my instinct of “your art is worth whatever you say it is”. If i like your art and i like your price, ill pay it, no haggling. If i dont like one or either, i apologize for wasting your time.

I would believe so. Hes kind of just a stylized mafia boss

I love every flavor they have except chocolate. The chocolate is disgusting

Yeah. I highly suspect its mostly people who need Ubuntu for job purposes and have security policies or just the C-suite refusing to follow the times

People ask this for every boycott or nationwide movement. The real answer is that more people do it if more time is given.

Theres a reason those facebook posts or tiktoks of “We’re boycotting ___ right now indefinitely!” Never really gain traction. Having one day where normies get to join in too and the data gets a sharp spike in activity is how change is noticed and effective.

“5 flock cameras are cut down nationwide weekly” is much less evocative than “On Halloween, 50,000 flock cameras were taken down in 3 hours” or something

Yeah i dont think people understand that a conventionally attractive anthropomorphic cartoon animal doesnt count