Man if this were anyone else, I would assume there was some sort of deeper meaning like this. But for this guy? I think he just recently learned that plants are alive.
I know more about grass than any human being, I think, anywhere in the world.
Wow
With the right inflection, this could mean 1) he knows less about any human being than he knows about grass or 2) he is the world expert on grass.
Both of these are incredibly lame and not worth bragging about
Grass experts include people who made high yielding grain crops and i think they deserve more recognition
It has to be the first one
There it is, Trump values our lives as much as he values the grass under his bloated feet.
Woah now, don’t get crazy. Clearly he values the grass more
For example, he actually tried to find the person responsible for vandalizing the National Mall by selectively killing grass to read ‘86 47’.
It’s actually worse than you might think.
Of course it’s because of how much time he spends on golf courses.
I’m sure Americans struggling with life at the moment, would love to smoke whatever Trump has used
I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.
Fishermen off the Venezuelan coastlines?
Jeffrey Epstein’s pole?
The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or “abort” a growing grass seed…
