The only time he doesn’t lie is when he’s openly admitting to crimes.

No one’s going to stop him.

“The takeover will be bloodless if the left allows it to be.” I fear that escalation is going to be the only course of action to stop their criminal activity. You certainly can’t rely on the justice system any more.

Laziness. Or, as Sir Humphrey Appleby put it, ‘Masterful Inactivity’.

You’re gonna lose points there. Golf’s not very popular around here.

Sometimes, another person is involved.

Late to the party, and early to leave - that’s me all over.

OK, that’s pretty funny. Thanks for the heads up. Beanz have been funny since The Goodies’ fake ads back in the day - "Get it RIGHT!’

I will, however, add that beans are delicious and it’s not all that controversial to upvote them.

I love a happy ending.

When times are tough, you’ve gotta use both sides.

Winter in SE Queensland is the best. Mid to low 20Cs in the day, usually clear and sunny, but rain is nice occasionally.

So beans are a meme thing now, are they? Should I bother finding out why?

It missed ‘Have you checked the software’s help files or manual?’ but yeah. I guess a Google search mostly covers that, although I’d check the manual before resorting to Google. I remember when telling people to RTFM was a thing.

Listening.

Finding it hard to sympathise with either of these dickhead corporations. Let 'em sue each other into bankruptcy for all I care.

How they actually spend their money never lies. They moan, but they still pre-order shit like gibbering apes.

If you’re trying to organise a rebellion via any privately owned company, you’re a fucking idiot.

My favourite thing back in the day was to engage with the trolls and try to get them all riled up.

There’s way more than five. (bugger - the images seem to be gone from that old site)

It seems to be the only cure for fascism, sadly.