The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven’t met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture

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I think plex went down the shitter. But i ditched it before so i don’t know.

I don’t even have children and if i didn’t ditch that asshole company, it would probably still show up.

I read something that villages in the alps are looking for new residents. But most of them are bankers or other people with office jobs, and they are like: no, we don:t need better wifi, you guys are useless in the real world.

That’s so funny. He literally bought a shitty social media site that no sane person cares about and now he pretends to be hot shit.

The fact that most of these games, especially fallout 4 are that high just tells me that it’s a completely useless metric.

That’s not even possible when the earth is 4000 years old and the american education system has failed them

Well, i remember being like 25 or so, and i was out drinking. I met this guy and he was alone so we took him with us. We talked, had a lot of fun and everything and at some point i asked: how old are you. Because he kinda looked our age, maybe younger. He said: 32.

It blew my mind. I was like oh my god, this guy looks so young, and he’s ancient. We showed him around and asked random people to guess his age. Omg, can you believe he’s 32 and still up at 2am? Crazy i know.

I am now 40 years old, and find the thought of someone being 32 and old absolutely bizarre, but i do always remember that story. Also i’m now the 40 year old that gets shown around having people guess my age. I think i took over the curse.

I’ve only ever seen the McRib in shows like the Simpsons, i don’t think that was a thing over here back then. When i saw it on display i tried it, and it has to be one of the grossest things I’ve ever paid for. Like even for McDonald’s fastfood slop it was so rancid.

I remember back when YouTube just started showing ads. I knew they had ads for a few months, but i have never seen one. One night i was watching something on YouTube with my roommate, and an ad showed up. It was about a barcode scanner. They showed why you need a barcode scanner. They kept showing the uses of the barcode scanner. Put a barcode on your garbage bin, so you can scan it and scan what you threw away, so you know. We never skipped it and the ad just kept going. It was super weird, and it reminds me of a Tim Heidecker sketch, where you wait until they run out of ideas for barcode scanner uses, but they never did. Not for a second have i thought about buying one while watching this 45 min commercial, and i think people are delusional when they think they track their groceries with their smart fridge like that.

Unless they are like turbo autistic, then more power to them.

Your fridge is cooling for 13 more hours watch two ads now to get 4 more hours.

Why would someone buy a smart fridge for an apparent complex?

Even if it weren’t a samsung, i would always expect a screen to show ads. That’s all they want to do, show ads everywhere as much as they can.

Then you have an expensive fridge that isn’t even that good with a dark screen.

My dad owned a bunch of jeeps from the 90’s to 2005 ish. I never understood how anyone could buy more than one of these pieces of shit.

I’m kinda like that. While i love high frame rates, i don’t think i see the upgrade. From 60 to 120? Not really sure. But from 120 to 60? Why is my game a slideshow?

Watch your health. Most of my friends have just accepted that they get fat when they get older. Just don’t

Some people are just loud. I might be the exact opposite. I always walk like a ninja. i prefer headphones, and i hate slamming doors. I once had a girlfriend who would slam doors in my house like it’s nothing. She was tiny compared to me, but i could hear her walk around upstairs, which i didn’t know was possible because i have concrete ceilings and an insulated floor.