Anyone with a cat on Ozempic that opposes universal healthcare should be publicly castrated.

It’s a magical revival situation, I think, but now that you mention I don’t think the OP said anything about their corpses being made whole…

Idk you can’t tell through text unless deliberately included!

… They said they wanted to fuck the dead wife, bro

I don’t think you understand the context of that reference, but it’s nice that you took as wholesome.

In his eyeballs

I’m gonna fuck your dead wife with my broken arm or something

Anyone that eats the bananas they find on the beach won’t need the law to punish them

Like spying for the enemy.

It’s literally a Russian psyop… But also maybe they have a point.

Well it’s Sweden so you’re going to have to settle for hunting rifles. That said, that just encourages the savvy freedom fighter to consider the benefits of belonging to some kind of well regulated citizens militant group

Found someone who might actually benefit from the juche reeducation camp, maybe we can work out a swap

Maybe a little harsh

He is, however, an old and dying man full of hate.

Y’all Qaeda Goes To Spain

🤷‍♂️

Both the Allies and Central Powers bought weapons from America in WW1. Probably not a smart move but I suppose you could argue it’s a political pressure in itself to keep the state from showing even more support.

Then again, WW1 America couldn’t brick a machine gun they sold to to Germany when they decided to stop selling to both sides.

How does France investigate these things and what could happen if they look at the photo and go “yes this is real”, given that that seems to be the extent of the necessary investigation?

A defensive response aimed at spoiling the enemy’s preparations is shockingly enough called a spoiling attack.

If NATO can’t get their messaging right on the most basic of rhetoric it’s not a great sign, at least in regards to the state of their PR department.

The cruelty is always the point

Trump can’t do any of that.