But it’s all in poetry, unfortunately.

Here’s your password, remember to write it down on your password post-it!

All passwords longer than eight characters are silently truncated anyway.

I suppose sometimes you just can’t wait.

That’s not always true. I saw two people go in one once.

Kids should go to the Internet with the penguins and let the grown ups do shady stuff in peace.

Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

I think someone once ran it on a dead raccoon.

What I see recommended nowadays is indeed mint, various Ubuntu variations, arch (always, although a lot of the time in jest), Nix fairly regularly, and as for the classics: SuSE and Fedora, they’re rarely mentioned.

And windows users are well known for their mastery of esoteric programming languages. Such as… um… ah… batch files, which, well, some of them can write. If they’re not more than four or five lines.
But that counts, right?

Are you new around here?

Is your egg too expensive?
Look no further. Our egg is much smoother and can be worn with most garments.

EggEgg. For your egg.

It might be possible, but you can be sure that Apple made it as inconvenient as they technically could. They try their best to lock everyone in. You’re probably better off getting some kind of Apple box to manage those machines.

We call it the subway or the metro nowadays.

“This shouldn’t happen”

Yes, but not really. It can be convenient. Just remember it takes more space so provision accordingly for /.

Please remember to bring exact change next time.

Maybe the ashtrays were full?

Or, yes, bribery. I suppose it makes more sense.

Oh.
I thought it was Ye song as in Ye Olde Song.

Completing their stamp collection?