Trailblazing Braille Taser

I’m disturbed that an elevator is running a desktop OS. How did this happen? Did they never hear of microcontrollers?

I love when there are so many rules that my first few randomly-generated passwords are rejected.

Have you considered that

(a) documentaries do not need actors, and

(b) if they did, the last black man earth could star as himself?

Someone called me a cat dad and it sounded so weird to me. I like to think that my cats view me as “big friend”. I’m no father, more of a guardian who wants what’s best for my silly creatures and would die for them if it came down to it, but certainly not a father, no siree.

The fact she even answered the question is damning, then on top of it, that’s the answer she picked.

A watched pot always boils?

• Take your age
• Multiply by e^iπ
• Add your age
• Divide by 10
• Take a card, any card
• Add the number of years you’ve been alive
• Hand me the card
• Is this your card?

Hehe, I was just poking fun. I love FOSS and don’t disagree intellectually with this stuff, but the way it’s presented is a little off-putting to me. A bit too dogmatic for me.

If Data had feelings, he’d be very upset right now.

• Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change
• Free to do what I want, any old time
• Free ride, take it easy
• Ok I ran out of songs now. Free as in malloc?

One is his name, the other is not

How did you disable old fart mode? Asking for a friend.

Infamously, he’s the Zodiac killer

Guess I failed the Turing Test. Hope the humans don’t turn me off.

At some point when every human on earth that can use their service/product is already doing so, where else is there to go?

Ooh, I know:

• Charge more (for less)
• Autocannibalize (layoffs)

I don’t even have an MBA, can you believe that?

In this house, we believe in false equivalences and appeals to pathos!

I thought flies use ZZ for the onomatopoeia

This is the same logic people like Kennedy use.

It’s not the same logic it all? It’s not a huge leap to guess that we’re about to have a measles or bird flu pandemic.

Talk to your doctor about whether this would be helpful or effective. Don’t just go get vaccines because “if one is good two must be better!”

Did they recommend getting non-evidence-based repeat vaccinations? It just sounded like they recommended getting vaccinations that are not commonly given to US unless they’re traveling.

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Can I interest you in an IBM WatchPad? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_WatchPad