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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Metamorfuckthis

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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Been a while since I’ve read it, but isn’t this like a plot point in the original story? That his boss comes by and tries to get him to leave the room?

    Great story if anyone hasn’t read it (The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka)

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgOP
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      Precisely!

      I must say that if we people in commerce ever become slightly unwell then, fortunately or unfortunately as you like, we simply have to overcome it because of business considerations.

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    Sorry Boss, can’t come in. The half-eaten apple lodged into my exoskeleton has become infected.

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    Turning into a conservative doesn’t excuse you from work

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      It’s a reference to The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.

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        It’s a joke from @[email protected]

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          Do you mean @[email protected]? Or does that Community actually exist?

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            Oops

      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Thank you, I didn’t get that, just made a silly joke without knowing :)

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s a really great story worth reading btw

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            thank you for the recommendation!

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    Just imagine the diversity hire points for having a massive insect as an employee!

    That’s a criminally underrepresented minority in today’s workforce

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      Hire them in the HR department. They do a great job.

  • Manucode@infosec.pub
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    That’s not that different from the original story

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    Let’s see you lift some shit, Kafka

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