Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoPraise jeebussh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down127
arrow-up1608arrow-down1imagePraise jeebussh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month agoMaybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoIs that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?” I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
minus-squareLibra00@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHe was behind the couch this whole time.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoMy Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI just wanted to say that I appreciate you
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agowas jesus’s first name Kilmar?
Maybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”
I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
He was behind the couch this whole time.
232 at the libary dewey. 232 at the libary
My Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical
across from where?
I just wanted to say that I appreciate you
was jesus’s first name Kilmar?