I am worthy

I’ve been on the receiving end of control and abuse. I learnt a lot from those experiences

She makes me feel worthy, she makes sure that I know it

Six stars

Your English is great!

She’s something special. She is spectacularly gorgeous, she turns heads everywhere we go, but she’s only beautiful to me because of what she carries within her. She is the kindest and most compassionate person I have known

Her eyes are so bright that they put a summer’s day to shame, and in her eyes I can see her inner beauty shining through

She has had many guys ask her to marry them.

Rich, powerful, successful guys

She couldn’t care less. She has the biggest heart, and she’s true to what she believes in

I’m the luckiest bastard on Earth

The wrong relationship one is a tricky thing to answer

For me, it has always been when the happiness they bring during the good times isn’t worth the pain of the bad

When it’s right, it’s impossible to pin down

I have the most amazing fiancée in the world.

I’ve been married for many years, I’ve had other serious relationships

This woman is everything to me. Colours are brighter, food tastes better, flowers, sunrises, mountain views and all the other beautiful things are more wonderful because of her

It’s like I was seeing the world with a dimmer before she came into my life

That’s why I know she is right for me

It’s usually just dirty

Hate and vitriol are the only things he does faster than shitting his pants

It took longer than I expected for him to be a nasty cunt

He must have had minders holding him back

That’s crazy to me!

I’m just waiting to install keyless entry in my house

I’m just working on the details with some of the new stuff that’s out there

There’s no need to carry ID in my county.

In the last state I lived in, they had digital driver’s licenses. My current state will get there eventually, but I have my licence in my phone case

My credit card is on my phone

It’s pretty great!

Right

I’m a fan of keyless entry systems in my house, and nobody really uses cash here, so I can go out with nothing more than a phone

The “white man’s haka” in my country

Republicans aren’t fit to govern breathe

Honesty has never mattered to conservatives,

Why would anyone expect anything different now?

Land of the “free” and home of the “brave-from-their-social-media-account”…

OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today

I believe in you

Well, safety first

I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo

The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur

I genuinely think that weed is one of the most insidious substances, because when you’re even a little bit drink, it’s obvious, and you can’t function

But you can be low-level stoned, and pass, but you’re not actually able to get shit done

You’re not sloppy like a drunk, but you’re dulled, kinda stupid and useless

And that’s you for the rest of your life, because your brain will be fundamentally altered. You can stop smoking, but the effect on your prefrontal cortex is permanent. You’ll forever be the age you started using heavily

When I was seventeen, that sounded great…

In my forties, I know better