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minus-squarechlofie@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·12 hours agoHow massive is this guys dong?
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-211 hours agoThe inverse sq of his bank account value
minus-square1984@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agoIt’s the size of the status that matters.
minus-squareheartSagan5@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoAn inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoEveryone knows the equation: Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)
How massive is this guys dong?
He’s well Huang.
The inverse sq of his bank account value
It’s the size of the status that matters.
An inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.
Everyone knows the equation:
Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)