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minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoEveryone knows the equation: Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)
Everyone knows the equation:
Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)