That is just the plot of Thunderpants
I’m confused about how their orientated. Because in the first panel it looks like they’re laying down but there’s no space for their legs to go in the second panel so there must be bent over in an l shape which seems uncomfortable.
The face colors match the butt colors. Nice detail.
Very inclusive torture apparatus ❤️
Sweden isn’t real
It is and we get first snow tomorrow. :)
Does this mean the Swedish version of “Speed” is instead about a guy who ate a lot of broccoli, egg, and beans, to fart on a fully crowded bus until his demands are met?
“Captain, the Borg attack used too much power. We can’t accelerate to Triple Flutterblast right now. But if I add curry to the bean tubes, we might manage a Trillblow and get out of here!”
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com
No way that website still exists…
It doesn’t, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn’t post the exact URL.
Zozano: Unshittify of the internet, please.
Djinn: Okay.
Zozano: Wait
“Look what they’ve taken from us, we used to be a nation”
where’s the
fungoatse in that?
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
FULL FART FRAMÅT!!
I like that you can be confronted with Fartkontrol and Slutstation in a normal conversation.
In space no one can hear you fart.
fun fact: we could accelerate a huge spaceship to approximately 3% speed of light with technology that we have today.
nuclear fission + ion drive would do that.
at this speed, traversing the entire galaxy (Milky Way) once would only take about ~5 million years, or about 1/1000 of the time that life has existed on Earth.
For the pedants like me who remember the earth being under 5 billion years (4,54 billion) old, life is almost as old (3,5 billion), so the simile holds.
5 million years ago we had megasloths, sabre toothed tigers, and sharks — sharks are eternal.
The vastness of space is amazing. Even at light speed it would take about 2.5 million years from Earth to the edge of our closest neighbor Andromeda.
Guess at some point it’ll be less once the Milky Way collides with Andromeda.
Can’t wait
What if we pass within close range of habitable andromedan planets and make some new space friends in this lonely universe?
Think we’ll be enlightened/altruistic enough by then to do it without colonizing, exploiting, and oppressing its inhabitants?
Great, let’s send a probe to the Proxima system
Are those free use nacelles?
futurama did an episode about this, they used robots farts to move the entire earth, to avoid some catastrophic event from the sun, only to permanently change earths climate.
Anyone else miss when using robots to make the climate worse was still science fiction?
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
Coup de Burst
The engines on the Hail Mary
The warp core has gone to shit and all we’ve got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
Divert all power to lactose intolerant propulsion!
