Second pic is me when I freaked out about the Gaza genocide

My family kinda thought I was overreacting/focusing on the wrong thing, because they were more focused on October 7th itself

Later they realized it’s a genocide which I’m glad about, though I never did hear that I was right all along

Probably best if I just keep my mouth shut

Additionally, the government banning something that it has no business banning just makes us less likely to hate it. The “no pomegranates” approach basically

Anything but coverage on what’s going on in Gaza, Sudan, or Congo

Very telling and insulting that this pointless bullshit is what they choose to publish, out of all things

Me when I visited Tokyo and bought a fuck ton of hyperrealistic articulated beetle models from the capsule vending machines (spent a couple G’s, no regrets)

“I wish I had a newly-discovered incurable disease that will make my quality of life harder”

“Granted, you have a new kind of arthritis that causes gold coins to grow inside your joints and fly out of you like popcorn. Your quality of life will suck and there will be constant pain indeed, but riches will be yours”

His evil plan is to lock you inside a fancy dressing room and give you the FANCIEST menswear ever (so MAGICALLY, demonically fancy, that you drop your jaw from how much it changes your image)

In fact it’s so fancy, that even WOMEN and NONBINARY people immediately try it on, regardless of how they present their own genders. That’s just how powerful his haberdashery is

You will have such a hard time making up your mind picking the most dashing combination of hundreds of trousers, jackets, hats, ties, shoes and undershirts, that you’ll exhaust yourself to death until your life energy is fully depleted

By the time he’s done, his victims turn into very fashionable-looking skeletons that he can then use his magic hat to re-animate into undead gentleminions

It is a very genius plan, idk why you’re hating

Maybe the joke is that if you pretend to be able to read it by not acting confused by the weird gibberish, then anyone can tell that you can’t read

When you’re too high to even realize that the words are in that order, so you just say “Hi, I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

The joke ends and begins with the flier. I don’t even own a trenchcoat lol

I’m not worried. Nothing on Lemmy ever reaches the Google results page

Gp I changed it

Sometimes you might not even have a choice, because Reddit’s automated system will think you evaded a subreddit ban even though you didn’t

Obviously everyone farts. I just don’t want it to be acknowledged, in general

No I genuinely had no idea what a toynbee was

This looks like really fascinating stuff though, thanks for choosing to assume that it was an earnest question. I’m autistic and get misunderstood easily

Don’t you want me like I want you baby

Appy tappy tap, appy tappy tap

Uh, uhuh uhuh

Must be a regional dialect, where I live it’s used constantly whenever people pay for things that way, like “tap to pay”

Yeah, that. I just didn’t know what they were called

I mean, a fart literally is what it is and sounds like what it sounds like precisely because of the anus having the shape that it has. Can’t really unsee that

Yeah, sucks too because I had some genuinely good times while high over the ~2 year period that I’d done edibles (harmlessly laughed my ass off, felt like I was floating), before the psychosis even happened. But if it happened one time it can always happen again, and again is too many times to risk it. Been to places I’d rather not be back in xD

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