We did real ones for years, but in our new house I got tired of sweeping pine needles, and still finding some in April.

Also, we adopted two inquisitive cats, and the tree water is highly toxic. So these days, it’s artificial, downstairs and upstairs.

Fuck forever, just let my upcoming prostate biopsy be negative. I’m retiring and I have shit to do that doesn’t involve sitting in front of the TV wearing a diaper.

What a sweet little calico!