I still think it’s an euphemism for fellatio.
the bible foot massage story really is one of the funniest bits in there.
his friend / treasurer of his brand account sees him getting a foot massage from Mary Maggie with all the fancy oils and says “ay Jesus, we could feed a bunch of poor people with the cost of this”. Jesus exhales and says “you’ll always have the poor, I’ll only be here for a bit, let me enjoy this”
guy loved a foot massage
Jacob has some good lore here

It makes a lot of sense. My grandma has a Bible that has footnotes on nearly every page.
Pretty sure I’ve seen bibles without that many footnotes. I think your granny is just kinky af.
No, neither did Marcion’s scribes.
I’ve not seen Nolan’s Odyssey yet but if there’s not a foot fetish scene I’m gonna get the pliers and blowtorch out.
I’m gonna blame Adam just 'cause
His dogs are out and barking every drawing I’ve seen of him.
Thank god if he did




