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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • News on car sales are always presented as monthly or by quarter.

    That way, everyone gets a participation trophy by breaking the records in the period that they actually deliver a new model to the tarmac.

    I don’t blame the news outlets. Reporting on record car sales is kind of boring when the 1966 Toyota Corolla is still the most sold car.

    I have no doubt that Tesla actually managed to peak for a while in the category “American sales of electric pick-ups trucks”.





  • Go to the singles park on a bicycle. Ride somewhere with cute single girls in your area. Fall on the bicycle and hurt your knee. Wait for help. If the cute girls don’t help, they’re probably not that nice. Phew, you just saved a bullet there.

    Is it this kind of stupid methods you want?

    Okay, buy a shitload of oranges. Put them in a bag. Cut a hole in the bag, so it barely keeps together. Go to the park and find the cute girls again. Give the bag a firm shake so it falls apart and the oranges start rolling all over the place. Look sad. Attempt to pick up the oranges but keep dropping some, until they come and help.

    Now for the next one, you will need to get out of your comfort zone. Go to the grocery store. Find the laundry detergent isle. Keep staring at the products until a cute single girl comes by. Look confused. Say to her: “excuse me, I’m really confused about all these, which one are you getting?” Eventually thank her for help and turn the conversation into something else " I’m new in this town, do you know any other great places to get laundry detergents (or whatever)"

    Oh, I forgot to mention, you need to be wearing a suit or at least a blazer and proper shoes. None of the above will work very well if you look like a hobo who washes with a toilet brush.








  • This question is really wide. You’ll have to narrow down what the challenge really is.

    Start by doing a mind map on a piece of paper.

    You’ll need one for the product, but you’ll also need one for the business.

    Once our have the entire idea spread out like that, you can start researching the things you don’t know or contact people who do know those specifics.