Fruit loops.
I’ll see myself out.
Basic Foursome
(which also sounds like an oxymoron)
Cheeri-hoes
The spicy book section in the library should be called
Adult serials
Special K is also only for adults. And I don’t mean the cereal kind.
Goonola
Honey Bunches of Hos
Cocoa Fluffers
Make Me Nut Cheerios
Fucky Charms
Honey-Cum
Apple Jackoffs
Frosted Mini-Teats
Root Loops
Kox
Peanut Butt Munch
Grape Nuts
Trix
Could’ve gone with grope nuts… Shoot.
Ooh that’s a good one. I just wanted to make the joke about how horny the name is already.
Thank you for your service
🫡
Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood
Kellogg’s Frosted Face.
This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas
What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.
Fantastic
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Count Cockula.
At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak
Nookie Crisp
Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I’ll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.
Sex sells
Tricks
Tricks are for kids.
Weedabix
