My asshole mother lives in Kansas and voted to make those kids hungry. Our relationship ended because of it. Fucking shitheaded fox news voter.
But see, when people don’t have food, some tend to steal it. Because starving makes you do things you don’t normally do. Then they can get caught and be sent to for profit prisons and used as slave labor. It is a win win scenario because they won’t have to steal for food anymore! /s
Republicans love fucking kids.
The GOP: Fuck them kids but also fuck them kids.
Everyone: “hey can we increase support for parents, kids etc?”
Democrats: “how about we pay for daycare for your kids while you’re working for our clients businesses?”
Republicans: “Look, not enough kids are selling their bodies for food”
*Democrat Socialists
me when this would be funny if it wasn’t true
Republicans:
The pain is what gets them off in both instances.
“SOME of you may die, but im willing to ensure that happens”- Donald trump.
These cunts have a LOT of blood on their hands
the gop/billionaire is obsessed with using young blood to stay young.
All according to plan. And the majority in Kansas and Missouri will blame everyone else. Certainly can’t be the outcome of their own actions.
Thanks, Obama!
Well its clear Obama led us to this, but sleepy Joe Biden was the one pulling the trigger a year after he left office. The Biden family is so corrupt and evil, i mean have you even heard about Hunter Biden’s laptop!?
I heard hunter biden even has sex with adult women. Its unnacceptable.
Adult women!? Ew!? /s
Oh hey, is that Kansas about to relax child labor law?
Couldn’t be…
The kids, they’re hungry, who are we to deny them the opportunity to feed themselves via hard labor? That would be downright unchristian.
Machines in factories and food processing plants need tiny hands and bodies to get in there and clean and fix the machines.
They yern for the fields and mines.
And the beds of the wealthy
The minefields, you say??
They have to be taught the Protestant work ethic.
Huckabee sanders beat them there, she rolled back some of the laws
STARVING CHILDREN like Jesus Intended!
-LITERALLY Republicans!
“God helps those who help themselves.”
…and those who can’t, can go fuck themselves.
Guys, are we winning yet?
Guys?
There’s a handy online calculator to determine eligibility potential. https://www.snapscreener.com/screener/kansas
Brought to you by the “Pro Life” party.
Caring about the wellbeing of children until they are out of your body!
Never about the children. Always about controlling women.
Something something guns something.
opens Kansasian closet
40 shotguns fall out
Nah, we’re good on guns. What we have here is a motivation problem.
Trump hates corn!
Honestly, if a hypothetical assassin wanted to have real impactful change they would start with VP and GOP speakers of the house and senate before Trump, as Trump is more heavily guarded and has less importance in the actual process which passes legislation. Also, Trump being assassinated would only lead to Christofascist Hitler Youth JD Vance gaining power.
Trump getting assassinated would likely just throw fuel on the fire. I hope he publicly dies of natural causes.
DIE YOU POOR TWATS!!! DIE
– maga
