Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.

As someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.

I think it’s because a game with challenging puzzles and compelling story takes work and talent and a game that says “collect 20 widgets and get back to the extraction point” can be churned out like cheap hot dogs by overworked devs.

That makes even less sense to me. Nothing in the original game is about collecting resources or leaving the ship

“Saudi Arabia has big _____ ambitions. They could come at the cost of human rights.”

Fill in the blank with whatever you want: Oil, skyscrapers, a big fuck off line city in the desert, AI, a space program

I was hoping it was gonna be a clever, fun story shooter like the original. But it just sounds like a reskinned Helldivers with no connection to the original besides the name.

Luckily classic Marathon is available on Steam for free.

Well now I’m not buying it.

Israel has big “go back to where you came from” energy

Why did they have to copy anything?!

BUNGIE LITERALLY ALREADY MADE MARATHON

I’m amazed that ads are so effective that they can make more cramming unwanted video in my face than just asking me for a couple bucks.

BORING!

Patrick Tull’s Aubrey/Maturin series is fucking amazing.

Not the first time I’ve been called a trumper.

Do more creeping my comment history, noob

If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.

It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.

o7

Evolution is dumb in that it requires death.

He did. That’s literally the best America could do and asking for more means you want Republicans to win.

Only libs downvote me.

… about recycling.

This is why you don’t use live chat as a ticketing system.

I always use one and the feeling when the meat just kisses the done temperature while it’s resting is almost as good as sex.

Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.