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minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoIf I was Mark, I would require all company meetings to happen in the Metaverse, so I could change all their sad faces to happy smily faces. Why have sad conversations when you can have “hey boss I think you suck and I quit! 😄😄”
minus-squaresober_monk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThey killed the Metaverse a few weeks ago, so he’s going to have to do it the old-fashioned way: pizza on Friday and mandatory team-building exercises.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agozuck learned enough about humanity, he does need them anymore.
If I was Mark, I would require all company meetings to happen in the Metaverse, so I could change all their sad faces to happy smily faces.
Why have sad conversations when you can have “hey boss I think you suck and I quit! 😄😄”
They killed the Metaverse a few weeks ago, so he’s going to have to do it the old-fashioned way: pizza on Friday and mandatory team-building exercises.
zuck learned enough about humanity, he does need them anymore.