Speaking of, I actually found a partner who’s exactly my height. Not that I would’ve ever said that was a requirement, but it is nice being in a relationship with someone you can just look straight in the eye without moving your head.
My wife and I are the same height (slightly tall of average), and the best part is having to only minimally adjust all the car stuff. We are significantly different sizes though, so I did not achieve the lesbian dream of having double wardrobe.
I think we got enough of us to start a league. Because my wife bowls too. And i got a great restaurant for after league (when they tore down the old alley, the restaurant there was good enough to open its own location. still open, uh, they tore down the alley when i was a kid and i’m in my 40s)
and they only tear them down to build newer, shittier, more expensive ones without cigarette stains on the drop ceiling. FIST POINT: you could get rid of the drop ceiling way cheaper. SECOND PUNCH POINT: is a bowling alley without cigarette stains on the ceiling really a bowling alley at all?
Yes, but consider: big women
Speaking of, I actually found a partner who’s exactly my height. Not that I would’ve ever said that was a requirement, but it is nice being in a relationship with someone you can just look straight in the eye without moving your head.
My wife and I are the same height (slightly tall of average), and the best part is having to only minimally adjust all the car stuff. We are significantly different sizes though, so I did not achieve the lesbian dream of having double wardrobe.
YES
Wait don’t you have like a really tall wife? This comment has lore. thanks for chiming in, Turmund GameofThrones
Wait Capital Grail has a really tall wife too? Should we start a Dudes With Really Tall Wives Club
You should! Form a bowling team or something
I think we got enough of us to start a league. Because my wife bowls too. And i got a great restaurant for after league (when they tore down the old alley, the restaurant there was good enough to open its own location. still open, uh, they tore down the alley when i was a kid and i’m in my 40s)
Rip. Dude old bowling alleys are a treasure that people will not stop tearing down
and they only tear them down to build newer, shittier, more expensive ones without cigarette stains on the drop ceiling. FIST POINT: you could get rid of the drop ceiling way cheaper. SECOND PUNCH POINT: is a bowling alley without cigarette stains on the ceiling really a bowling alley at all?